Ambulance Driver

A patient said something funny today and it generated an idea for a new category of posts. It will be titled, “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up.”

Under this category Ambulance Driver will relate funny things that have happened over the years either to me or my co-workers.

The first will be about a patient encounter Ambulance Driver had many years ago:

“Lord, help me,” the patient said as we arrived, “I’m having contraptions.”

“You mean contractions?” I asked, trying to be helpful.

“Yes sir, I hurt from my Eucharist all the way to my vagina bone.”